1. yourscientistfriend:

    Ferguson vs Pumpkin fest
    The media’s treatment of these two events were shameful!

    (via kneesocks)


  2. acciothenoseofvoldemort:

    rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

    (via forassgard)



  4. ninetynineno:


    i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

    meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

    Okay, I laughed.

    (via goingtothecastleofaugh)


  5. mooitstimdrake:



    i tripped over a bra today

    i think it was a booby trap


    (Source: hawluchaween, via pansexual-dragon)



  7. I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them in words.
    — F. Scott Fitzgerald (via pearleyednomad)

    Is that why he stole his wife’s?

    (Source: suiicune, via booksandhotchocolate)


  8. detectivesangelstardisandwands:


    Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.


    (via pansexual-dragon)


  9. spookyweedwitch:


    i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

    people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

    (via bachthestalker)


  10. androgynistic:

    is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

    (Source: skeletonsarebisexual, via bachthestalker)